99 problems

I thought this was pretty cool. I got it from Ranada and completed it on October 28, 2004. One day I will redo it.
INSTRUCTIONS:1. Copy this whole list into your journal.2. Bold the things that are true about you.3. Whatever you don't bold is false.

01. When I was younger, I made some bad decisions
02. I don't watch much TV these days
03. I love olives
04. I love sleeping
05. I own lots of books (not nearly enough though)
06. I wear glasses or contact lenses. (i need some more glasses bc i'm about tired of these contacts)
07. I love to play video games
08. I've tried marijuana
09. I've watched porn movies(once and i almost vomited)
10. I have been in a threesome
11. I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship
12. I believe honesty is usually the best policy
13. I have acne free skin 1
4. I like and respect Al Sharpton
15. I curse frequently
16. I have changed a lot mentally over the last year(definitely for the better)
17. I have hobbies
18. I've been told I: (women) have an applebottom, (men) am packing.
19. I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me( I am about to purchase a gun)
20. I'm really, really smart (kinda arrogant about it, too)
21. I've never broken someone's bones
22. I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal
23. I hate the rain
24. I'm paranoid at times(especially when i am alone)
25. I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free( a definite tummy tuck or staples or sumthin)
26. I need money right now.
27. I love Sushi
28. I talk really, really fast
29. I have fresh breath in the morning
30. I have semi-long hair
31. I have lost money in Las Vegas
32. I have at least one brother and/or one sister
33. I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
34. I shave my legs (females) or face (males) on a regular basis
35. I have a twin
36. I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyes in the past(braids once, never again. do my contacts count if they are clear?)
37. I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
38. I like the way that I look
39. I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months40. I know how to cornrow
41. I am usually pessimistic
42. I have a lot of mood swings43. I think prostitution should be legalized
44. I think Britney Spears is hot
45. I have cheated on a Sig. O. in the past
46. I have a hidden talent
47. I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have
48. I think that I'm popular
49. I am currently single
50. I have kissed someone of the same sex
51. I enjoy talking on the phone
52. I practically live in sweatpants
53. I love to shop
54. I would rather shop than eat(not anymore)
55. I would classify myself as ghetto
56. I'm bourgie and have worn a sweater tied around my shoulders
57. I'm obsessed with my Diaryland Blogger.
58. I don't hate anyone. I dislike them.
59. I'm a pretty good dancer
60. I don't think Mike Tyson raped Desiree Washington
61. I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother
62. I have a cell phone
63. I believe in God
64. I watch MTV on a daily basis
65. I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months
66. I love drama
67. I have never been in a real relationship before
68. I've rejected someone before
69. I currently have a crush on someone
70. I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life
71. I want to have children in the future
72. I have changed a diaper before
73. I've called the cops on a friend before
74. I bite my nails
75. I am a member of the Tom Green fan club
76. I'm not allergic to anything (knock on wood)
77. I have a lot to learn
78. I have dated someone at least 10 years older or younger
79. I plan on seeing Ice Cube's newest "Friday" movie
80. I am very shy around the opposite sex
81. I'm online 24/7, even as an away message
82. I have at least 5 away messages saved
83. I have tried alcohol or drugs at a party
84. I have made a move on a friend's Sig. O. in the past
85. I own the "South Park" movie
86. I have avoided assignments at work to be online(luckily this is my off period)87. When I was a kid I played "the birds and the bees" with a neighbor or chum
88. I enjoy country music
89. I would die for my best friends
90. I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza(nope Papa John's)
91. I watch soap operas whenever I can (Dayos of Our Lives)92. I'm obsessive, anal retentive, and often a perfectionist
93. I have used my sexuality to advance my career
94. I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all(as much as I love R.Kelly)
95. I know all the words to Slick Rick's "Children's Story"
96. Halloween is awesome because you get free candy
97. I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it
98. I have dated a close friend's ex
99. I'm happy as of this moment. (Mr. Sexy-But-Trifling is teaching my class. I get to look at him.

108 things about Ashley Nicole



1. I have 5 siblings.
2. I have 4 nieces and 2 nephews.
3. My favorite colors are orange and green.
4. My ultimate career goal is to become a professor.
5. I hate Math, but love English.
6. I laugh when I panic.
7. My initials spell AND.
8. I really want to go to Brown University.
9. Langston Hughes is my favorite poet.
10. I love Zane.
11. I am young, gifted, black, and female.
12. I do not have a hint of rhythm.
13. I can't spell (or type) worth shit.
14. I don't feel fulfilled.
15. I used to be a petty thief.
16. I love teaching.
17. I have three best friends. (First time I have ever admitted that.)
18. I am ready for a husband.
19. I want two sons, one of whom will be named Ashton Nicholas.
20. When I was in the third grade I wanted my name to be Ashleigh.
21. I don't take criticism very well.
22. I have difficulty admitting when my peers are smarter than me.
23. My biggest fear is failure.
24. Part of the reason I won't go to law school is because I don't think I will succeed.
25. I have loved two people at the same time.
26. When I lost my virginity, we were both virgins!
27. I would die for my little brother.
28. I would do time for my sister, my mama, and my three best friends.
29. I get depressed for no reason.
30. I love pralines and cream ice cream.
31. I eat chicken and broccoli at least twice a week.
32. I wish I had clear skin.
33. When I get rich, I am having the fat removed from my stomach and put in my ass.
34. I want dreads so bad.
35. I have never read Uncle Tom's Cabin.
36. I try to write poems.
37. My family has five generations living.
38. My house (the one that is destroyed now) has housed 6 generations.
39. My best friends and I are going to be very successful.
40. I have never been outside of The States.
41. I am afraid of homeless people.
42. I have great and horrible memories of Atlanta.
43. I have done some trifling shit in my life.
44. I talk to myself on a regular basis. (and answer myself)
45. I watch Cosby Show reruns like I have never seen them.
46. I love Girlfriends and Charmed.
47. I have three jobs!
48. I'm damn near a nympho.
49. I often forget to put on earrings.
50. Katrina took all of my stuff.
51. I cried when I saw all of my books drenched in water.
52. I cried again when I bought the first two new ones.
53. I have six photo albums. I lost 2 during Katrina.
54. I'm bitchy but I don't like confrontation.
55. I have 61 line sisters: 4 Ashleys (ie), 2 Rosalyn Nicoles, and a Tiffany and Tiffiney.
56. One of my best friends and I share the same first name.
57. I cannot see worth shit.
58. I prefer national news to local news.
59. I almost voted for George W.
60. My mind is as bad as my hair.
61. I have read Genesis in its entirety.
62. I am a Law and Order and LOSVU fanatic.
63. I still love my first love.
64. My family has deep dark secrets.
65. I'm desperate for a laptop.
66. My bestest friend bought my TV.
67. I am a Magna Cum Laude graduate of Tougaloo College.
68. I've never been pregnant.
69. I don't wear make-up.
70. I love The Limited.
71. I believe in God.
72. I am pro-choice abortion.
73. I think George W. is an imbecile and Kerry flows any way the wind blows.
74. AIDS scares the shit out of me.
75. I believe we, I mean the government, should have gone after Bin Laden while pursuing Hussein.
76. I don't think I should write my name on my tithe envelope.
77. My church doesn't have a building fund.
78. I believe in reincarnation.
79. If I could have lived in another place and time, it would be 1920s, 1930s Harlem.
80. My birthday is Juneteenth.
81. When I was 16, I gave a stranger from the net my address.
82. I have an internet buddy that I have been talking to for five years.
83. I'm afraid to read Revelations.
84. I like being in the dark, literally.
85. I really believe ignorance is bliss.
86. I'm scared I will be raped before I die.
87. My heart still hurts when I see Hurricane Katrina coverage.
88. No one has died in my mom's family in over a decade.
89. My favorite book is Song of Solomon.
90. My favorite movie is The Other Sister.
91. Hablo un piquito espanol. (LOL)
92. I have a beautiful family that is dominated by women.
93. I love my step dad as much as I love my dad.
94. I am in deep debt.
95. I've dated everyone that I have loved twice.
96. I don't do warm liquids.
97. I have no patience for stupidity.
98. I really don't have patience for much of anything.
99. Every time I get on the internet, I go to Hotmail, Yahoo!, Facebook, and Blogger (in that order.)
100. I don't believe in the death penalty unless it is a serial killer.
101. I believe pedophiles and rapist should be jailed and isolated until they die.
102. My aunt Lisa calls me Cold Blooded and my uncle Joseph calls me Michael Jackson.
103. The only person I let call me Nikki is Rita and she always follows it by Cole.
104. My godson's middle name is Cole because mine is Nicole.
105. My parents changed my name when I was in the 3rd grade.
106. I bite my nails and pull my hair out.
107. I've dated 2 potheads, a pill popper, and two drug dealers.
108. I love Reese's cups but hate Reese's pieces.